isekai c-mart hanjouki · translation

Isekai C-Mart Hanjouki ch 009

The Inimitable Bubble Wrap

“Master, Master, what’s that?”

I was opening an Amazon box. The elf girl lavished me with charm and smiles as she drew close.

Working your wiles on me? That won’t get you anywhere. [cont…]

isekai c-mart hanjouki · translation

Isekai C-Mart Hanjouki ch 008

The Inimitable Convenience Store Bag

“Thank you!”

I put the goods in a bag and accepted a piece of gold.

“Your change is, um… Hey, Idiot Elf, how much is this again?” I asked, turning a fearsome look toward C-Mart’s one and only employee, the idiot elf. Like a gangster demanding a quick reply. But I kept smiling when facing the customer. [cont…]


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